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Created by "That Canadian Guy" Glen Foster
See Glen Live at The Rose Theatre in Brampton April 15th.

Introducing
the amazing new
Vote-O-Matic 3000™

Confused by election promises? Tired of the constant spin? This remarkable device will let you add a little "spin" of your own. Unlike other so called electronic "voting" machines, the Vote-O-Matic 3000™ doesn't simply count votes to determine an outcome*. Using "fuzzy logic" and a familiar user-friendly interface, it actually helps you decide who to vote for. Show the big wigs and the corporate fat cats who has the real pull in this election. Grab hold of the handle and grab hold of the future.

Instructions: Click the black ball on the handle to start the tumblers. When three matching faces appear, the selection process is complete.  Don't like the result? Try again. This is an election. There are no rules.

Disclaimer: (Is this really necessary?) Obviously, this slot machine is purely for entertainment purposes, and you really should not let your selection dictate how you actually vote...that is, unless you really, really  want to.