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Glen Foster

 
Glen Foster, comedian and founder of The Random Party.  Contact
 

 

Dear potential voter,

This website is dedicated to the largest and most important group of voters in any election...the "undecideds".  After all the promises, the handouts, the debates and the polling, it is we who hold the key to the future of the nation. Even though we’re not quite sure which hand we want to hold it in as of yet.

The complaint I most often hear during an election, is that there are no real differences between the parties, their leaders, or their policies; that it really doesn’t matter who gets elected because, "politicians are all the same". Or that there is no real point in even bothering to vote because, "nothing is ever going to change". Sound familiar? Well, don’t despair.  

If you really think about it, how much of what a particular government does or doesn’t do is really within it’s power anyway? Basically, the Civil Service" just chugs along on auto-pilot. And, despite what they themselves may believe , governments, like individuals, are subject to the whims of random occurrences, be they world events or the forces of nature.

Rather than be discouraged by this cliamate of uncertainty,  The Random Party  wholeheartedly embraces it. We also believe that there are no real differences. That politicians are all the same.  Most importantly, if it doesn’t really matter who you vote for,  it shouldn't really doesn’t matter how you decide to vote for them, either.

Some people are calling this election "a real horse race". We think that’s wonderful. In fact we believe every electoral contest should be a horse race. Or a roll of the dice, a spin of the wheel, or the drawing of a card. Let the chips fall where they may.

It is my sincere hope that you find the site informative, entertaining and perhaps even useful. Who knows how long it will be here. Who knows how long any of us will be here. Indeed, when it comes right down to it, who really knows anything?

Sincerely,
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Glen Foster
That Canadian Guy