Confused by election promises? Tired of the constant spin? This remarkable device will let you add a little "spin" of your own. Unlike other so called electronic "voting" machines, the Vote-O-Matic 3000™ doesn't simply count votes to determine an outcome*. Using "fuzzy logic" and a familiar user-friendly interface, it actually helps you decide who to vote for. Show the big wigs and the corporate fat cats who has the real pull in this election. Grab hold of the handle and grab hold of the future.
Instructions: Click the black
ball on the handle to start the tumblers. When three matching
faces appear, the selection process is complete. Don't like the result? Try again. This is an election. There are no rules.
* Or, as in the case of certain states, change votes to match a previously determined outcome.
